Happy Hour Howler - Retiree URN8TOR

Introducing the "Happy Hour Howler" - The Grandmaster of Leisure – the one and only beer vessel custom-made for retirees who have mastered the art of happy hour and unlocked the secrets of ultimate relaxation! It’s a testament to a lifetime of hard work and the sweet taste of freedom. 

The Happy Hour Howler ensures that the good times keep pouring in like a never-ending stream of memories from your illustrious career. But fret not, dear retiree, these memories are now sprinkled with a dash of humor and a healthy serving of "I don't have to deal with that anymore!"

The Happy Hour Howler isn't just a drinking vessel; it's a celebration of your new status as a full-time connoisseur of leisure. When you raise it for a toast, you're not just acknowledging your love for beer; you're proclaiming your mastery of relaxation, happiness, and the fine art of doing absolutely nothing with pride!

So, fellow retiree, embrace the Happy Hour Howler like you embrace the newfound joys of retirement. Sip, laugh, and share stories of your epic adventures and the newfound lack of alarm clocks. Here's to the grandmaster of leisure, the retirement royalty, and the ultimate happy hour aficionado! Cheers to you, and may every gulp be a reminder of the good life you've earned!

Sticker material: removable matte vinyl
Dimensions: 9.875" x 3.5" x 3.62" (approx.)
Capacity: 40oz