FAQs

🍺 Why should I buy a URN8TOR GOLD?

The URN8TOR GOLD isn't just hilarious; it's hilariously awesome - it's like purchasing a party in a bottle and who doesn't love a good party.

We're Veterans who are also good, fun-loving folks that know how to have a good time.

One dollar (U.S.) from every order will be donated to the K-9 for Warriors (determined to end veteran suicide).

🍺URN8TOR GOLD 411?

The URN8TOR GOLD is the cadillac of urinals. It's made of food safe High-density polyethylene (HDPE) plastic. Remember the old school beers from back in the day that held 40oz (Olde English 800, Mickey's, King Cobra, and Colt 45). The URN8TOR GOLD holds all that plus a few ounces to spare. The lid glows in the dark like a buzzed firefly on steroids.

Our matte and glossy removable vinyl stickers are waterproof and outdoor durable; made with a strong adhesive to stay on your chosen surface, and can be removed easily without leaving behind sticky residue or adhesive.

Sticker finishes vary by design (matte or glossy). See individual product designs for sticker finishes.

🍺 Spill the beans on if the URN8TOR GOLD is safe to drink out of?

Safety first! Rest assured, it’s perfectly safe to sip your favorite pale ale from the URN8TOR GOLD.  The only side effect is uncontrollable laughter (and maybe a touch of swagger).  Good Times + Crazy Friends = Amazing Memories! 

🍺 Can I lay down some custom vibes (translation) can I place a custom order?

Got a wild idea for custom URN8TOR GOLD artwork? We're all ears! But, heads up, crafting sheer genius takes time. We're talkin' a minimum of 15 URN8TOR GOLD’s and a 30-day heads-up. Drop us a line, and let's make magic happen... eventually

🍺 What's the scoop on new swag (translation) how often do you release new designs?

We be droppin' fresh heat every week (we release new URN8TOR GOLD designs every Monday).

🍺 Drop the knowledge on your return policy?

Our return policy? We can’t imagine why you’d part with URN8TOR GOLD’s merriment! But hey, if by some cosmic twist you feel like sending it back, hit us up within 15 days.  We won’t ask why - maybe it’s too much hilarity to handle.

🍺 Feed me the facts about  your shipping policy?

Pump your brakes! Before you go full throttle, know this: We're speedy shippers, but not quite 'next-day delivery' fast. We'll whip your order into shape within 2-3 business days. For all the shipping specifics, check out our shipping policy link – it's the pit stop you need!

🍺 Can the URN8TOR GOLD do double duty as sip n' zip?

Can you drink out of it and also use the same one as a urinal, you ask?

Hell naw to da naw, naw, naw!

🍺 What’s the word on the street about Super Sparkly Day and the hidden emoji?

Unlock the mystery of URN8TOR GOLD! Just like the sly rabbit hidden in old Playboy magazines, we've stashed a mischievous smiley emoji in our artwork. Can you spot it?"  We also have “Super Sparkly Day” somewhere in all of our artwork - our motto is “leave a little sparkle wherever you go”.

🍺 Will the URN8TOR GOLD automatically make my in-laws love me?

Nah, it’s not quite “relationship therapy” in a jug, but we've got the next best thing: a couple of brews in this bad boy might just turn “tolerable” into “entertaining” - who knows, you might even find yourself loving them a little extra. Who knew a sip from this plastic marvel could work such wonders?