Golden Geezer Guzzler - Over the Hill URN8TOR

Ladies and gents, behold the "Golden Geezer Guzzler" – the goblet of choice for those who've conquered the summit of middle age and are now sliding down the exhilarating slope of "over the hill" with a frosty beverage in hand!

Crafted from the finest alloy of nostalgia and stubbornness, the Golden Geezer Guzzler is a testament to the art of sipping and reminiscing simultaneously. 

But don't let its name fool you; the Golden Geezer Guzzler is more than just a vessel; it's a time machine of laughter and camaraderie. As you take each sip, you're transported back to the glory days when you were young, carefree, and had more hair than you knew what to do with.

So, fellow "Geezer in Chief," grasp that Golden Geezer Guzzler with pride. Let it be a beacon of wisdom, a testament to your journey, and a shimmering reminder that life doesn't stop at the hill; it's just a downhill race to the next adventure. Here's to embracing your golden years with a cold one in hand and a warm heart! Cheers to you, the master of geezer-dom!

Sticker material: removable matte vinyl
Dimensions: 9.875" x 3.5" x 3.62" (approx.)
Capacity: 40oz