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Fairway Flask - Golf URN8TOR

Fairway Flask - Golf URN8TOR

Regular price $10.99 USD
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Behold, the one and only "Fairway Flask" – the unrivaled, undefeated, and unquenchable companion fit for the "King of the Green" golfers! This majestic jug is like a hole-in-one of happiness, a victory lap for thirst, and a hilarious caddy of comedic relief!

Forged from the irons of divine humor and the putters of pure joy, the Fairway Flask is a mythical chalice that grants its possessor the power to rule the golf course with a belly full of laughter and a heart full of hops. Just like a magical spell, it turns ordinary golfers into legendary legends, and bogeys into belly laughs.

With every sip from this noble vessel, the "King of the Green" gains not only a surge of liquid courage but also an aura of undeniable charisma. Fellow golfers will gaze in awe at the royal swagger, the unbeatable wit, and the ability to sink putts.

Raise your Fairway Flask high and toast to the days of epic drives, unforgettable putts, and belly-aching laughter. With each glorious swig, may you conquer the fairways, the greens, and the 19th hole, all while reigning as the true king of the golfing realm! Cheers to the Fairway Flask – the true key to the kingdom of mirth and merriment! Fore!

Sticker material: removable matte vinyl
Dimensions: 9.875" x 3.5" x 3.62" (approx.)
Capacity: 40oz

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